MilwaukeeMeg

To parody, or not to parody (or rather - what to parody) that is THE question. Some time back, as you can probably remember, I made parodies of all three episodes of BBC Sherlock season 1 and some people found them funny. It was cool thing to write, and soon I'm going to do the same for second season … But I'm hopelessly out of parodying shape. So I thought - why not to try laughing my ass off at other movies? Why not practise on other films before unleashing my full (albeit limited) potential on Sherlock? So here's question for you, my dearest watchers: WHAT MOVIE SHOULD I ABRIDGE/PARODY? Thor?  The A-Team? The Road to Eldorado? Capt

SCENE 1 SHERLOCK: So... You're a civil engineer. In fact, you're a student of civil engineering. ME: Yes. SHERLOCK: Any good? ME: Very good. SHERLOCK: Seen a lot of projects then...? ME: Yes. SHERLOCK : Bit of trouble with them, too, I bet. ME: Of course, yes. Enough for a lifetime... far too much. SHELROCK: ... Huh. ... Alright then, I'm going to the crime scene, don't wait up. ME: Sure.  Time to watch some Dr Who. ---------------------------- SCENE6 SHERLOCK: Hello. ME: Hello. You look... Kinda different. SHERLOCK: Oh, that's because I've spent last several weeks in the hospital, after dangerous life-threatening poisoning. It

I tried to. And then... Those things happened. ---- MILWAUKEE MEG: OMG. X-men First Class. It's sooo groovy, I want a parody. STRANGE DISEMBODIED  VOICE OF OLD, WISE MAN: (sounds old and wise) Use the force, schmuck. Let goooo. MILWAUKEE MEG: Force? Go? I KNOW IT NOW! I shall write the parody! I will do it! Thank you, you strange, disembodied voice! STRANGE DISEMBODIED  VOICE OF OLD, WISE MAN:  (sounding even older and wiser) I actually meant that you shoud move and let me go, because you stepped on my invisible nonexistent cloak... But write whatever you want, really. Don't let me stop you. I won't even tell you that is a bad idea. But